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Thursday, August 12, 2004

One of the few funny fwrds: (or at least the ones i appreciate....)
Eve chats with God.
"Lord, I have a problem."
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of
these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm
not happy."
"And why is that Eve?"
"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for
"Man? What is that Lord?"
"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be
vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time.. But he'll be bigger,
faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way
that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel
childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart
as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the
catch Lord?"
"Well,.....you can have him on one condition."
"And what's that Lord? "
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring..... so you'll
have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be
our little secret........ you know, woman to woman."

and with that i leave y'all cause i gotta pack since i am very likely being forced to go on the boat
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